Clickbait Apology Song (NOT CLICKBAIT!)
Lyrics in subtitles. An apology for Clickbait in my previous "Quitting Furry YouTube" video. An apology to all YouTube users on behalf of all YouTube creators (clickbaiters). Music, lyrics, performance, and fursuit performance by Nos Hyena. Acapella :)
Lyrics:
Hiya! Nos Hyena here!
You know, I have to come clean.
In my last video, I may have used
some exaggeration in the title.
And I have a confession:
I’m a compulsive…
…YouTuber.
Which means sometimes I’ll
stretch the truth a little bit
to get views for my videos
And as YouTubers,
we all kind of do this!
So I just wanna apologize.
I’m so sorry for Clickbaiting you
I did it only for the views
You might say that I've lied to you
But I’m only doing what they do on YouTube
I’m sorry For Clickbaiting You
It’s just something that we do
So we can still eat food
While making videos on YouTube
You got sick on a trip
So you lost your leg
Played a scary game
Which means that’s someone’s dead
Your jet ski fell over
So it’s a BAD CRASH
You bought a nerf gun
"SHOT MY DAD" in ALL CAPS
The dog barked at brother
That means he got attacked
Your Uber driver took a wrong turn
You got kidnapped
Learned to photoshop
Made your face fake
And why’s “emotional"
Written all over the place?!
I’m so sorry for Clickbaiting you
(I’m so sorry)
I did it only for the views
(No other reason)
You might say that I've lied to you
(I never lie to ya!)
But I’m only doing what they do on YouTube
I’m so sorry For Clickbaiting You
(It’s a new trend!)
It’s just something that we do
(I was trying the Clickbait challenge)
So we can still eat food
(Support my Patreon!)
While making videos on YouTube
Why do we Clickbait?
Because it’s easy
And I know that you might think
These titles are quite sleazy
We say we’ll stop it
But | we do it anyway
Just like how we all
Embellish on our resume
To avoid Clickbait you'll
Need consistent quality
Be true to your self
And to your following
I didn’t mean to scare you
Just wanted to prepare you
For this awesome world
I’d like to share with you
I’m so sorry for Clickbaiting you
I did it only for the views
You might say that I've lied to you
But I’m only doing what they do on YouTube
I’m sorry For Clickbaiting You
Nos! Nos!
Wait, I thought you were Nos!
Ah nevermind, the results from
Your clickbait videos came in
And they’re doing 5000 times better
Than your non-clickbait videos!
Huh…
Not sorry for clickbaiting you!
I need attention and I need the views!
I don’t care if I lie to you!
Unsubscribe I won’t cry for you!
Your clicks validate my life
I’ll start shilling Herbal products
Renting mansions I’ll fuck your wife
Trashy on YouTube for life
Oh wait sorry, that was a glitch.
You only have 10 subscribers left.
The clickbait scared everyone away.
I’m so sorry for Clickbaiting you
But there’s no one left so there’s nothing I can do