Time Travelers Hate These 5 Web Design Crimes (We Fixed Them Before They Happened!)
🚀 Your website’s future is stuck in 1999. We time-traveled to fix it. (Google approved.)
Is your website stuck in the past? 🕰️ CatchyDesign built a time machine to fix 5 web design crimes before they ruin your traffic. From dial-up disasters to GDPR nightmares, we’ll show you how to:
⚡ Speed up your site faster than a DeLorean on nitro
🎨 Ditch 2000s design crimes (no more Comic Sans raves!)
📱 Master mobile-friendly layouts (so smooth, even ants can read them)
🍪 Fix GDPR pop-ups without sounding like a lawyer
🔮 Future-proof your SEO (yes, Google’s AI will simp for you)
Timestamps:
00:00 – Your website’s stuck in 1999 😬
00:20 – 90s dial-up disaster (RIP grandma’s AOL)
00:37 – 2000s design rave (autoplay music = crimes)
00:49 – 2010s mobile apocalypse (T-Rex arms, anyone?)
01:06 – 2020s GDPR jail (escape the pop-up dungeon)
01:21 – 3025 SEO hacks (Google’s AI bows to us)
Need a website that trends in 3025? 🚀
👉 Visit: CatchyDesign.uk
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