Risotto Nero...
Welcome back to yet another thrilling installment of the JoJo’s What If series! You know the drill—this is the place where we bring you the most bizarre 1v1 battles in the JoJo universe, the kind that makes fans scratch their heads and say, “Wait, what if these two fought?” And trust me, we do it way better than any What If series out there (Marvel, take notes). Today, we’ve set the stage for one of the most debated matchups in the JoJo fandom: What if Risotto Nero fought Kars?
The Question at Hand: Can Risotto Nero Defeat Kars?
Risotto Nero, the enigmatic leader of La Squadra Esecuzioni, possesses one of the deadliest stands, Metallica. Everyone knows how insane his powers are—he can control iron in the blood, create lethal weapons out of nowhere, and literally make you bleed from the inside out. In fact, Risotto is so powerful that Hirohiko Araki had to nerf him, or else Metallica would wipe out half the JoJo cast without breaking a sweat.
Then there’s Kars, the ultimate life form and the pinnacle of Pillar Man evolution. Kars’ strength, speed, and intellect are unmatched, not to mention his ability to adapt and regenerate. He’s the type of opponent who doesn’t just play to win—he rewrites the rules of existence while doing it. But today’s question is simple: Could Risotto’s surgical precision and tactical brilliance overcome Kars’ overwhelming power and immortality?
The Battle Setup
This isn’t just a theoretical debate—we brought it to life in JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: All Star Battle R! The format? Two intense matches to determine the ultimate victor.
Match 1: A best-of-3 to warm things up.
Match 2: A high-stakes best-of-5 showdown to settle the score once and for all.
The stakes are high, the moves are flashy, and the tension is palpable.
Why This Battle Matters
This matchup isn’t just about who would win in a fight—it’s a reflection of the larger themes in JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure.
Brains vs. Brawn: Risotto’s victory highlights the importance of strategy over raw power. Kars may have had the upper hand in terms of physical capabilities, but Risotto’s tactical approach allowed him to dominate.
Stand Power Dynamics: Metallica is a perfect example of how stands in JoJo are more than just superpowers—they’re extensions of their user’s personality and intellect.
What-If Scenarios: Battles like this one remind us why JoJo fans love to theorize about matchups. The series’ diverse cast and unique abilities make every fight a fascinating puzzle to solve.
Music That Set the Tone
Every great battle needs an epic soundtrack, and this video was no exception. Here’s a list of the incredible tracks that brought this showdown to life:
Jump Force - Lobby Music OST: A calm yet intense track that set the stage for the battle.
Gangplank Galleon - Super Smash Bros. Ultimate (Remix): This energetic remix added a sense of urgency and excitement to the fights.
Gerudo Valley Remix | Super Smash Bros. Ultimate: A nostalgic yet powerful tune that perfectly complemented the high-stakes action.
Rivals of Aether OST - Shovel Knight Melody (Troupple Pond): A whimsical yet intense track that added an extra layer of fun to the video.
King Dedede’s Theme [Brawl] - Super Smash Bros. Ultimate: A triumphant and energetic piece that captured the thrill of victory.
Final Thoughts
This video wasn’t just a battle—it was an experience. From the intense gameplay to the epic soundtrack, everything came together to create one of the most memorable episodes in the JoJo’s What If series.
Risotto Nero vs. Kars is a matchup that fans will be talking about for years to come. And while Kars may have lost this fight, his legacy as one of JoJo’s greatest villains remains intact. As for Risotto, this battle solidified his place as one of the most formidable characters in the series.
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